Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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