i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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