How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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