I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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