And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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