Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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