New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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