No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
ttyl tear gas
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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