I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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