if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You are a genius and a whore.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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