Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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