im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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