it wasn't lemon gatorade
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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