You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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