are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
