is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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