Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
