Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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