She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
only you would photoshop your dick
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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