we're blogging at a bar
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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