Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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