apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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