He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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