oh god the rape fog is back!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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