It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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