I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Send help, water and tortillas.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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