This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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