Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
where does the pee come out of this thing
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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