Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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