So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.