Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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