I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...