Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!