okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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