shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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