chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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