It was confusing and full of hummus
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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