Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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