sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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