Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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