she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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