Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
he shaved USA in his pubs
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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