We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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