There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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