her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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