fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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