Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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