Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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