i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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