Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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