I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
