I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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