I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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