he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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