Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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