Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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