My first STD was from a foam party
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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