My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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