Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
