yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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